Varusteleka Social Distancing Morale Patch

Varusteleka Social Distancing Morale Patch

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Social distancing is what we Finns like to call frighteningly intimate interaction. We heard that it is as fashionable as another Finnish thing called "kalsarikännit", getting drunk in your underwear. So, of course, we made a patch for it. Read full description


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Description

Social distancing is what we Finns like to call frighteningly intimate interaction. We heard that it is as fashionable as another Finnish thing called "kalsarikännit", getting drunk in your underwear. So, of course, we made a patch for it.

Get your patch now and bugger off as far from others as possible.

Size 72 x 82 mm (2.85" x 3.25"). With hook backing to slap on your Velcro base.

Made in Finland

These are manufactured by patchmakers who manufacture insignia for the Finnish army, quality stuff!