Achtung! White, stretchy cotton long johns from East Germany? Unissued, so no kinky dirty underwear. Hell, yeah! One-off batch. Act fast before our underwear fetish folks buy them all!

Our Procurement Commissars were able to acquire a limited batch of ultra sexy, slow-drying cotton long johns from the dark side of the Wall. The MDI (Ministerium des Innern) stamps and all. Who knows, maybe also the grumpy Stasi guys wore these kinds of long underwear when chasing the enemies of the state in winter. Buy these and you are one step closer to true freedom.

Materials and care

These are made of stretchy and durable cotton, so unfortunately no sexy ripping off the legs in the heat of passion. You can wash them at 60 degrees Celsius (140 F). Cold when wet, comfy when dry. What more can you desire? If you do figure that out, buy Merino wool.

Sizing

These are in the logical DDR sizes but we added the easy sizes too in case you don’t speak Eastern bloc.

Genuine NVA Surplus

Made in East Germany is a statement that is becoming rarer and rarer. But these are just that. And unissued so they only smell of the victory of the proletariat.