During the last decade we've grown tremendously, which sometimes along the way led to stock shortages. No worries, this is one product we can always offer!

Nothingness is the easiest way to satisfy your material needs. It's easy to hide, easy to wear, fits anyplace and delivery is practically free. Nothingness has a carbon footprint of 0 g / m² and the same goes for its water footprint. There are no rainforests destroyed in the making of these products, no child labor has been used making this and the product is 100% domestic. Nothingness doesn't smell, squeak, cause premature aging or fill your tax return forms.

And yes, this product was our April fool's joke for 2009.