Jämä butcher's apron

Outstanding apron. Paul 'The Butcher' Vachon could've used one of these.

If you ever want to feel and look like a manly badass, put on this apron and no matter what you do, people will treat you like one. You could be painting your toenails pink in public while wearing this (which would be quite a feat, as this apron is loooooonnng!), and no one would dare comment, because this apron makes you look like that much of a badass serial killer. As for me, I like to wear the apron while washing dishes and cleaning the house, both for practical purposes and to feel manly while doing such traditionally feminine chores. The fabric is waterproof and easy to clean, though I doubt it would tolerate fire well. Watch out for the length on this; I'm 5' 11", and with the apron up to the base of my neck, I've still tripped over it while going up stairs. How much do I love this? When I saw that this was being discontinued, I bought 2 more, because having only 3 was not enough.

I use it at the easel. Great coverage.