French Shexhy Stethoscope, Surplus

A classic dual-head stethoscope for adult games and escalating your hypochondria. Just plug the earpieces in your ears and start listening to the weird noises coming from your patient. In other words, these work! The earpieces block sounds pretty well, so you can also use these as very uncomfortable ear muffs. And if you can’t afford smart noise-canceling headphones, get these brain-dead ones instead. 

The package includes all the stethoscope parts required to make your listening experience enjoyable and to give you titillating authority in the bedroom. Please don’t try to use these to fake a new profession, it won’t end so well.

Note that the package does NOT include the medical degree, rubber gloves, white coat, any kinds of buzzing or vibrating devices, camphor drops, laudanum, better salary, friends, influence, nurses, or anything else that has not been listed as part of this transaction.

Condition

Unissued French military surplus. Nobody has listened to the death rattles of red plague patient lungs with these. Some come in their original boxes, some in plastic bags.