Dutch Collared Shirt Surprise, Surplus, 10 pcs Mystery Bundle

An exotic set of Dutch dress shirts. Some pervert has cut out all the size tags so we’ll sell these as exciting mystery bundles. You might get exactly what you want dirt cheap. Or you’ll get a psychedelic shirt cavalcade for giants and hobgoblins of all genders. This is your chance to shop for the whole Munster family. Or start your own cult. Or make something even more epic out of these.

Here’s the thing. We got a fine assortment of dress shirts but without size tags. On top of that, this freak shipment also contained shirts with short and long sleeves and shirts for men and women. We could have hired a new army of warehouse gobbos to measure and countermeasure these into something great and beautiful. This way you would have gotten nice basic shirts for not-so-nice prices at some point. Or we could just do this simple thing now.

Here’s how this goes

When you buy one of these incredible shirt surprises, you get a package with ten (10) buttoned shirts! Maybe they’ll fit you, maybe they won’t. They’ll fit some mortal being at least. If you like four but six of these piss you off, you still got four shirts at a very nice price. And you might have some gullible relatives that will buy the rest. If you feel displeased enough to be unable to live with it, you have to return the whole bundle. Don’t try to keep one and return nine. This is one of those everything or nothing kinda deals like the marriage.

If you don’t like surprises, come here and try these out or order a shirt that has a less confusing size system. However, sometimes it is worth taking some risks.

Features and materials

To make things more thrilling, the bundles can also contain short and long-sleeved shirts together with men’s and women’s shirts. They might have pockets or... gasp... they might not.

Let’s not get too rambunctious though. These have some harmonious details at least. These are all 60/40 cotton and polyester. Or at least they should be. If there are some other polycotton blends amongst these, they are also very nice. The color is a calming greenish grey, a bit like a moldy sage on a frosty morning.

Use

"Why would I buy a bunch of shirts sorted out by a madman" might some shortsighted person wonder. There are lots of great reasons! Like all normal folks, you must have dreamed of becoming a cult leader. Here you have a nearly perfect uniform for your minions. Be the first demigod that selects their followers based on the shirt size.

Or count on even one shirt fitting you and this will be quite a nice deal. Or split the cost with your friends and minimize your losses. You can also utilize all the ill-fitting shirts as spare parts, handkerchiefs, cleaning cloths, or make something stunning out of them. A couple of these bundles will also solve all your awkward Christmas gift problems.

Choosing the right size

You won’t choose anything, you’ll just be pleasantly surprised by the treasures uncovered from the bundle. You might get shirts for a pumped-up walrus or anorectic pixie or anything in between. Then again, when the set contains ten shirts, the odds of at least one of them fitting you are pretty good. Maybe. At least you will know someone who will fit into one of these, perhaps even more than one.

Condition

These are basically excellent Dutch military surplus shirts. The only problem is that some wanker stole the size tags. So, these are clean and in very good condition. You will like them. Or someone you know will.