HO-HO-HO. It has a machine gun. HO-HO-HO. It has a machine gun. HO-HO-HO. It has a machine gun.

Särmä Happy Holidays Morale Patch

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Description

Yippi-ki-yay, motherfucker! Finally, a morale patch for the season to be jolly that isn’t tacky. And even if it is, as an orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John McClane, you will appreciate this kind of tacky. It even has a machine gun. HO-HO-HO. (If John says it is, then it is.)

Diameter c. 80 mm (3.1"). With hook backing to slap on your Velcro base.

Made in Finland

These are manufactured by patch makers who manufacture insignia for the Finnish army, quality stuff!