Dutch Winter Wonder Cap, Surplus

The favorite cap of the kindergarten kids, finally in adult sizes! Unfortunately, it doesn’t come in the Pink Bunny Pattern (PBP) that blends seamlessly in the Wonder Wonder Land shrubbery. However, it is one adorably huggable and warm winter hat that also fits under a bicycle helmet. Available in Troll Forest Black and Wood Elf Green.

• Bill on the front that can be turned up with a snap fastener
• Rubber band and a velcro adjustment at the back
• Weird loops on the ear flaps that remained a mystery
• Warm fleece lining
• Water-repellent materials

Faery Tale of a Funny Hat

Once upon a time, beyond the large sea in the land of the tulips, there lived a wise and powerful wizard who understood that people should not hastily turn into adults. Thus, the mage conjured up an enchanted Winter Wonder Cap that had the power to keep its bearer jolly, mirthful, and innocent like children. But then a dark shadow descended and fell upon the wizard, thus fading the wondrous cap from the memories of mortal beings; awaiting better times.

And behold, the new day is dawning, the shadows retreat, and the mythical hat has been found again! Once more, it shall bring happiness to anyone who wears it and will spread joy amongst those who witness it. Get yourself one and frolic on the hills and meadows wild and free as the winds in the high heavens.

Use

If you are still trapped in the land of adults, here's a word in the local language. This is a perfectly splendid winter hat. Repels water to some extent, which is fantastic in this day and age, when proper winters are scarce, and the falling rain gnaws away all the joy. The ear flaps protect the ears (well, duh) from the cold, and the bill shields your eyes from the evils of the sun. These will fit under a bicycle helmet, so you won't freeze your head when you speed down the streets like the Angel of Death.

Condition

Used Dutch military surplus, but not stained by wicked people, so the caps still possess lots of good from the days of yore. The wash tag may bear the runes of the previous Capbearer.