Varusteleka

Varusteleka Kremlins T-shirt

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$52.00 AUD

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Size: Small

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Measurements

The cut is quite straight, and the hem is moderately long – you won't be flashing your navel in this, at least by accident. Below are the key dimensions of the shirt:

Size | Chest circumference | Back Length
Small | 98 cm | 74 cm
Medium | 104 cm | 76 cm
Large | 110 cm | 77.5 cm
X-Large | 116 cm | 79 cm
2X-Large | 122 cm | 80.5 cm

Description

The Kremlins make sure that window washing is an extreme sport for the oligarchs of our unfriendly neighboring country. A neonaivistic vision of the billionaire-reducing byproduct of the pre-apocalyptic imperialism. You gotta watch out, 'cuz they plant Kremlins in your machinery, too!

"How come a cute little guy like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?"

The color of the shirt symbolizes the open sky above a Siberian gulag on a particularly pretty summer day.

Manufacturer Pure Waste Textiles

The manufacturer is Pure Waste Textiles, based in Helsinki, Finland. These shirts are made in Tiruppur, India, from recycled materials. This saves, for example, 99% of the water needed to grow new cotton. Additionally, carbon dioxide emissions are about 50% lower when recycled materials are used.