The Kremlins make sure that window washing is an extreme sport for the oligarchs of our unfriendly neighboring country. A neonaivistic vision of the billionaire-reducing byproduct of the pre-apocalyptic imperialism. You gotta watch out, 'cuz they plant Kremlins in your machinery, too!

"How come a cute little guy like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?"

The color of the shirt symbolizes the open sky above a Siberian gulag on a particularly pretty summer day.

Manufacturer Pure Waste Textiles

The manufacturer is Pure Waste Textiles, based in Helsinki, Finland. These shirts are made in Tiruppur, India, from recycled materials. This saves, for example, 99% of the water needed to grow new cotton. Additionally, carbon dioxide emissions are about 50% lower when recycled materials are used.

Shipping: For delivery within Finland, you can choose between Posti, Matkahuolto, PostNord, or in-store pickup at our Helsinki store. In-store pickup is always free; other shipping methods start at €3.99. Free shipping on orders over €80.

Returns: 100-day return policy. Returns within Finland are free of charge. You can return your order online or directly at the store. Some products cannot be returned (e.g., food items, opened hygiene products, custom-made items).

Read our shipping policy here and our return policy here.