Celebrate spring by wrapping yourself in the nostalgic Finnish M91 Pickle Relish! We managed to hog the final roll of Foxa’s Cooltex 3 fabric in the iconic Finnish camo pattern. This is the same durable material that is used for the Finnish M05 field uniforms. We only got 400 meters of this lovely stuff. When it is out, we aren’t likely to find more, so act fast.
Classic Finnish camo pattern
The divinely beautiful M91 camouflage was the standard Finnish Defence Forces pattern from the 90s to the mid-2000s. In Finland. It is affectionately known as "pickle relish". It blends into the Finnish forest like pineapple on pizza.
Modern high-quality fabric
This isn’t the original Finnish military M91 fabric. Instead, it is the current Finnish military field uniform fabric, Foxa Cooltex 3, but with the older camo pattern. Featurewise, this is a lot better material than the original.
Thanks to the clever weaving pattern, the outer surface is durable polyester, and the inner surface is softer cotton. The fabric meets the stringent quality requirements of the Finnish Defence Forces. It has been tested in rough and tough conditions and deemed worthy.
How do I buy this stuff?
We sell this fabric by the meter. (Yes, it is that strange metric system.) Put one in the basket, and you get one meter of fabric (1.09 yards or one-fifth of a large female great white shark). If you select five, you get a five-meter-long piece (a whole shark).
The width of the fabric is 150 cm (1.64 yd.). This equals c. 0.625 blue whale penises.