Cryptic Tweezers, Surplus

Everybody needs tweezers. To be precise, everybody needs a helluva lot of them because they are always in that special place when you need them. Here you can remedy that situation. Five is the minimum number to make sure that at least one is available at the hour of despair.

• Length: 138 mm (5.4") - mid-sized, nice for most things
• Weight: equal to political altruism (i.e. not much)
• Rounded tip - no booboo by poking unless you’re the King of Cimmeria
• Textured grip - won’t slip away from your fingers just before your triumph
• Made in Pakistan

Use

Who catcheth a fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything. However, you shouldn't attempt such a feat without training for it first, e.g. with these tweezers. You can also use them to place weeds and fennel leaves artistically on a plate and imagine you are a superchef. They are also useful for many everyday things.

Condition

Some sort of military surplus from some galaxy far, far away. These squeezers came to us with a US military shipment, but they are most likely not US milsurp due to their country of origin. We don’t know whether they have been used or not either because shiny metal tells no tall tales. At least they haven’t been used in a Russian tank convoy since they are in a very good condition.