Swedish Track Suit Pants, Blue, Surplus

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Regular price £14.00 GBP
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These are so blue that they will cancel your morning blues.
These awesome pants radiate raw sexual energy.
The original  buttlifting pants.
The zippered ankles make drunken monkey sex easier.

Swedish Track Suit Pants, Blue, Surplus

1 review

Regular price £14.00 GBP
Sale price £14.00 GBP Regular price
Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Color: Blue
Size: 4
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You cannot get mycket bättre Swedish sports pants than these! Apparently. The color is simply stunning, and the fabric stretches at homeopathic efficiency. You may not be able to do any vandammesque moves in these without a sudden assrip effect but on the other hand you can bask in the glow of your friends’ envy. Bear in mind that we also have a glorious matching jacket to go with these. Get your spouse a similar set and you can Nordic stick walk together until the end of time looking like the perfect unit you are.

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