You don’t have to buy a vowel to understand the message on this patch. In case it is still cryptic, these are our fairly blunt greetings to the bear-riding chaos dwarf czar who rules the KGB lands east of here. If you don’t like this Temu-Sauron either, this special morale operation patch will work for you, too.

The quality is guaranteed by the tears shed by all the Russian troll bots who will come and whine about these.

Hook & loop backed, made by Promler. Made in China.

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