Have you settled so deep into holiday mode that the only thing on your mind is lounging around the house in some long johns, sipping cheap whiskey, and looking outside into the never-ending darkness? These are the perfect underpants for you. Buy now, and let them soothe your weary soul with their roughness and quirky features.

Made from 100% rough cotton, these are the perfect underpants for everybody whose minds harken back to the olden days. Or for those who need the ideal leggings for their elf costume. These durable and stretch-resistant pants come equipped with several not-so-modern features, and you won’t find anything like them on the shelves of Target.

• Mysterious loops on the waist, you can probably slip your suspenders through these
• A cut-out on the backside with strings that lets you adjust the hem a little
• Ribbed cuffs on the pant legs
• Button-closed fly that has no stretch whatsoever
• They’re clean!

Size info

Sized according to the Swedish size system, but note that the measurements vary quite a lot. The first number is the original Swedish size. After that is the typical circumference of the hemline in centimeters, and then comes the length of the pant leg. The waist has been measured with the back cut out fully open, so tightening it will lessen the width by a few centimeters. However, you shouldn’t rely on the hemline to keep these on, but put your suspenders through the loops on either side. Pick a size that's rather too big than small. The pant leg length has been measured from the point on the crotch where both pant leg stitchings meet each other. These, too, have some variation.

Unissued surplus

No Swedish meatballs have seen the insides of these underpants. Overall they’re in good condition.