Your life without a stethoscope is as gloomy and hopeless as Putin's remaining years.

The same backwards to those of us that walk the shadowy paths.

The picture shows what's inside the package. We haven't been naughty and hidden something; so if it isn't visible; it isn't included. However; the cardboard box itself might be missing. Some came in a plastic bag.

The survivalists can possibly use these for catching fish and cleaning their drinkable urine.

The package should also contain this flappydappy that you flap on the other side of the listening bit. However; these are the things that you sometimes sacrifice to the Elder Surplus Gods.

If you have always wanted to know what a stethoscope looks like from the side; now your life is perfect!

And here's the other side; so you don't have to stay awake at night wondering what fresh horrors lies on the other side.

France

French Shexhy Stethoscope, Surplus

CHF 17.00

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Out of stock – 90% of orders are shipped during the next business day. – 90% of orders are shipped during the next business day.

Description

A classic dual-head stethoscope for adult games and escalating your hypochondria. Just plug the earpieces in your ears and start listening to the weird noises coming from your patient. In other words, these work! The earpieces block sounds pretty well, so you can also use these as very uncomfortable ear muffs. And if you can’t afford smart noise-canceling headphones, get these brain-dead ones instead.

The package includes all the stethoscope parts required to make your listening experience enjoyable and to give you titillating authority in the bedroom. Please don’t try to use these to fake a new profession, it won’t end so well.

Note that the package does NOT include the medical degree, rubber gloves, white coat, any kinds of buzzing or vibrating devices, camphor drops, laudanum, better salary, friends, influence, nurses, or anything else that has not been listed as part of this transaction.

Condition

Unissued French military surplus. Nobody has listened to the death rattles of red plague patient lungs with these. Some come in their original boxes, some in plastic bags.