{"product_id":"varusteleka-anti-personnel-landmines-are-back-morale-patch","title":"Varusteleka Anti-Personnel Landmines Are Back Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooks like anti-personnel mines are back on the menu, boys! At least here in Finland. Here’s a moral patch to commemorate the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThanks to an unstable neighboring dictator with a small penis complex, Finland decided to withdraw from the Ottawa Anti-Personnel Landmines Convention in June 2025. The instrument of withdrawal was presented to the UN in July 2025, making the withdrawal take effect in January 2026.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn practice, this means that if unfriendly visitors come waltzing in, they will have another obstacle to worry about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe patch is triangular and c. 80 mm (3.15\") in height. The back has hook backing, of course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eManufactured by Promler Oy. Made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Varusteleka","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51827118670163,"sku":"82065","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/1952\/9555\/files\/mine-is-back-morale-patch-0687634ef6a84d_a6add6d3-6249-4581-8ec6-0f2c6f4b3d2f.jpg?v=1757270775","url":"https:\/\/varusteleka.com\/en-us\/products\/varusteleka-anti-personnel-landmines-are-back-morale-patch","provider":"Varusteleka","version":"1.0","type":"link"}