Accessories
What the hell are clothing accessories? Many people, especially on the hairier side, have managed to live to quite an old age without ever solving the mystery of these so-called clothing accesso... Read more
Helsingin Olkain H-Model Suspenders, Recycled Cotton
Varusteleka Key Tag, NAME + REMOVE BEFORE FIGHT
Forgotten Weapons Merino Wool Beanie
Key-Bak Sidekick Retractable ID Badge and Keychain
French Trigger Finger Mittens, Nylon and Leather, Surplus
Helsingin Olkain H-Model Suspenders, Recycled Polyester, Black
What the hell are clothing accessories? Many people, especially on the hairier side, have managed to live to quite an old age without ever solving the mystery of these so-called clothing accessories. Clothing is a very simple term, it means the clothes you get inside of. But what about accessories? Do they help you commit some sort of a crime or what?
Okay, it just might be that we have to learn a new word, so here it goes. Clothing accessories mean those little pieces of clothes-like items you put on your extremities and naked areas of skin. Partly closed, tubular-shaped fabric things you put on your walking limbs are not a part of our accessories category, nor are there any latex wrappings for protruding organs, edible or otherwise.
Men’s accessories are quite similar to women’s accessories – so much so we haven’t differentiated them at all. We sell the same suspenders to everyone.