{"title":"Kalakalle","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"kalakalle-smoked-salmon-groats-in-tomato-sauce-235-g-canned","title":"Kalakalle Smoked Salmon groats in tomato sauce, 235 g, canned","description":"\u003cp\u003eAmazingly nicely seasoned sweet smoked salmon paste type of thing, made in Finland. Hard to believe such delicacy comes from a tin can! Can be eaten as is, or preferably mixed with something else, like bread or to bring something extra to the main course. Works with Fish Cock too!\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eAs said, it's kind of weird to find such good food in a can, and these are even made of proper ingredients, not of something suspicious you can't even pronounce. One can is big enough for several loaves of bread or a full portion of spaghetti, potatoes, etc.\u003c\/p\u003e   \u003cp\u003eThere is a five-year shelf life printed on the can. This is because \"you have to put something in there\". In real life, well made (duh, it's made in Finland) canned food lasts a way lot longer, and doesn't really turn toxic - if you store this for reaaally long time, taste and energy values do deteriorate, but it's still edible. As it is, fish cock makes for a very good quality emergency food ration. It'd be smart to store these into your car, your boat, cabin, and anywhere you might get stranded in.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kalakalle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51826672304467,"sku":"33763","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/1952\/9555\/files\/294435bfd2abe2d5fc.jpg?v=1757266772"},{"product_id":"kalakalle-grain-fed-pork-235-g-canned","title":"Kalakalle Grain-fed Pork, 235 g, canned","description":"\u003cp\u003eWell, it's canned pork, but extremely well-made canned pork, straight from Finland. Quality meat, seasoned so well that you could easily just eat it out of the can, but mixed with pea soup or on bread it really shines. Can be stored at room temperature for years, making it useful for any situation.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eCanned meat can't really try to be an exquisite culinary delicacy, but it can still be damn good canned pork, like this. Modestly seasoned with salt \u0026amp; pepper, we wonder how someone could make something so good out of something so simple. If you are into canned pork already, definitely give this a try. Also, if you think dry foods generally come in a tad too small portions or just need a heavier meal, why not throw some of this in the mix? Or you could share it too.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eThere is a five-year shelf life printed on the can. This is because \"you have to put something on there\". In real life, well-made (duh, it's made in Finland) canned food lasts a lot longer and doesn't really turn toxic - if you store this for a reaaally long time, taste and energy values do deteriorate, but it's still edible. As it is, fish cock makes for a very good quality emergency food ration. It'd be smart to store these in your car, boat, cabin and anywhere you may get stranded.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kalakalle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51826672927059,"sku":"33761","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/1952\/9555\/files\/294425b6daf8272f4d.jpg?v=1757266786"},{"product_id":"kalakalle-ham-cock-182-g-canned","title":"Kalakalle Ham Cock, 182 g, canned","description":"\u003cp\u003eA ham variation of a traditional Finnish delicacy in a can. 5 years of shelf life and no cock included! This is a perfect snack or trekking food, always ready to eat, and contains enough energy to keep you going and enough high-quality protein to keep you in shape.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003ch2\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA more commonly known variety is called \"Fish Cock\" because it contains fish inside a rye bread shell, but this version has ham instead. Different, but just as good!\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eThis is sort of a mix of a hamburger and a pie, made out of rye bread and filled with ham. Because of the hermetically sealed tin can, no preservatives are needed, and the ingredients are just the superfoods they always tell you you should eat. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the perfect always-ready-snack or trekking food. It tastes good, and if you are equipped with a knife, you should be able to take the pastry out of the can whole. When looking at and tasting the thing, it is hard to believe it came out of a can. It looks and tastes so good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForeign people might wonder why the excellent delicacy is called ham cock and, well, it's a wonder for us too. This kind of food is popular in Karelia and Savonia in east Finland. The classic fish cock, in Savo, means food and \u003ca href=\"\/en-bg\/pictures\/27360-ffc.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\"\u003eflying fish cock\u003c\/a\u003e a train. We know, it's weird.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eThis product is made in Finland. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003ch2\u003ePerfect for the zombie apocalypse\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a five-year shelf life printed on the can. This is because you have to put something in there. In real life, well made (duh, it's made in Finland) canned food lasts a lot longer, and doesn't really turn toxic. If you store it for reaaally long time, the taste and energy values do deteriorate, but it's still edible. As it is, ham cock makes for a very good quality emergency ration. It'd be smart to store these into your car, your boat, cabin, and anywhere you might get stranded in.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kalakalle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51826673058131,"sku":"33760","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/1952\/9555\/files\/33760.jpg?v=1757266789"},{"product_id":"kalakalle-fish-cock-182-g-canned","title":"Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned","description":"\u003cp\u003eA traditional Finnish delicacy in a can. 5 years of shelf life and no cock included! In case the \"Fish Cock\" doesn't tell you anything, it's a Finnish specialty - fish baked inside rye bread. This is a perfect snack or trekking food, always ready to eat, and contains enough energy to keep you going and enough high-quality protein to keep you in shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is sort of a mix of a hamburger and a pie, made out of rye bread and filled with smoked salmon. Because of the hermetically sealed tin can, no preservatives are needed, and the ingredients are just the superfoods they always tell you you should eat. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe guys at Kalakalle are pretty cool, as they don't cheat when they do things. To smoke the salmon, they've built two smoke saunas. The smoke sauna is a house with a really big stove and no chimney. You put a fire in the stove, and the whole building is filled with smoke that gently smokes the fish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the perfect always-ready-snack or trekking food. It tastes good, and if you are equipped with a knife, you should be able to take the pastry out of the can whole. When looking at and tasting the thing, it is hard to believe it came out of a tin can. It looks and tastes so good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForeign people might wonder why the excellent delicacy is called fish cock and, well, it's a wonder for us too, since this food was made famous by Savonia, a remote location in the middle of Finland known for inbreeding and incapacity to form sentences that mean anything. In Savo, fish cock means food and \u003ca href=\"\/en-bg\/pictures\/kalakalle-fish-cock-182-g-canned-066ea9c791ca78.jpg\"\u003eflying fish cock\u003c\/a\u003e a train.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis product is made in Finland. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003ch2\u003ePerfect for the zombie apocalypse\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a five-year shelf life printed on the can. This is because you have to put something in there. In real life, well made (duh, it's made in Finland) canned food lasts a lot longer, and doesn't really turn toxic. If you store it for reaaally long time, the taste and energy values do deteriorate, but it's still edible. As it is, fish cock makes for a very good quality emergency ration. It'd be smart to store these into your car, your boat, cabin, and anywhere you might get stranded in.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kalakalle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51826691735891,"sku":"27360","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/1952\/9555\/files\/2371162a82d752dd7c.jpg?v=1757267041"}],"url":"https:\/\/varusteleka.com\/en-bg\/collections\/kalakalle.oembed","provider":"Varusteleka","version":"1.0","type":"link"}